Wooten thrilled Aug 30, 2008
Since you seem to be at sea without a paddle, may I give you a suggestion as I find that Cynthia McKinney has already been chosen by Obama for ATTY GENERAL.. How about(shhh)Ted Turner. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)
Does the VP matter? Aug 26, 2008
Up the creek without a paddle. Be sure and listen to Michelle at the Convention tonight. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)
Review: 'The Longshots' Aug 22, 2008
(although shot in Louisiana), the film stars Cube as Curtis Plummer, a former high school football star relegated to working in the town's packaging plant until its untimely shuttering leaves him -- and the rest of the blue-collar burg -- up a creek without a paddle in sight. Curtis finds a lifeline, however, when he discovers that his bookish niece Jasmine (Keke Palmer) can throw a football like a champ. (Los Angeles Times)
Spike TV Television Highlights - September 2008 Aug 22, 2008
WITHOUT A PADDLE (2004, Adventure/Comedy). Premieres Monday, September 8 (9:00 - 11:00 PM, ET/PT). (Yahoo! Wire -- Entertainment News)
Film, video a $1.39 billion boon to Oregon economy Aug 11, 2008
Films recently shot in Oregon include "Without a Paddle II," "The Road," "Twilight" and "Burning Plain." "The Disembodied" films in Portland in September. More Headlines. (KGW Northwest NewsChannel 8, OR -- Business)
Elected leaders forgot the basics Aug 9, 2008
To Bonnie wrote on Aug 9, 2008 4:30 AM:" The Republicans protect big oil just like they do every other Corporation. Why do you think that 23 Repubicans decided not to run again in this election? Because the Democrats changed the Ethics Rule and former members of Congress now have to wait 2 years before they can become a lobbyist.By resigning now they only have to wait one year. And every one of the Republicans are going to be working on K street for their Corporate masters.Big Oil paid $3... (Rockingham Daily Journal, NC)
A Pinch of Salt Aug 3, 2008
It's unlikely that these are the same teens who fertilized the old man's begonias, since Holland is 6,000 miles away and the kids were literally up the creek without a paddle. For free booze, old-time movie gangster George Raft would simply have sauntered into a bar and said, "Gimme a free beer or I'll tell everyone old jokes like the one where a horse walks into a bar and the barman says, 'why the long face?'" Of course, in this scene it would be the barman who uses a gun. (Hanford Sentinal, CA)
Grab a mirror: What's your biggest dating flaw? Jul 13, 2008
Truth s Wife You had better love dogs, have a had a hysterectomy, and is fine with the cave man I am master ways honey or you will be up shyt s creek without a paddle. LOL. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution -- Living)
Platform Trends: AMD's Massive Retaliation: The Radeon HD 4000 Series Jul 8, 2008
When AMD halted production of All-in-Wonder cards and left current owners up the Vista river without a paddle, it was a real black eye for the company, especially for such a popular and long-standing line. For the last few years, ATI has been concentrating on standalone TV tuner cards and external USB tuners to fill the gap. (HardwareCentral)
Stiller, Rogen, Ferrell offer up summer laughs Jun 25, 2008
"Slide showBatman, the Mummy, Agent Mulder and even Yoda return for more summer cinema adventures.more photosBy Paige NewmanMovies EditorMSNBCupdated 2:36 p.m. ET June 24, 2008Forget Mike Myers and Steve Carell. Two of the most promising comedies of the year head into theaters this August: Ben Stillers Tropic Thunder and Seth Rogens Pineapple Express. The two share an R rating and a willingness to tackle taboo subject matter Robert Downey Jr. performs in blackface in... (MSNBC -- Movies)
National Lampoon and Dice.com Roll Out a Cast of Characters in New WebTV Series, ''National Lampoon's The Lemmings'' on maniaTV.com May 30, 2008
It is fantastic working with a brand that gets the power of integration because it has empowered us todevelop a set of characters that will maintaincomedic integrity and achieve the goal of creating a lasting impression," said maniaTVHead of Comedy, Amber J. Lawson.The re-imagined Lemmings and the show with maniaTV is a great showcase for National Lampoons digital expansion, and goes a long way towards proving out our revenue generating brand integration model, said Zach Posner,... (Yahoo! Wire -- Entertainment News)
UCSD Student's Porn Video Airs On Campus TV May 11, 2008
"If the administrators or anyone want to press any legal action, they're going to be up a big creek without a paddle and have a fight on their hands." said York. Copyright 2005 by. (NBCSandiego.com, CA)
I Like to Watch May 11, 2008
They had fallen out of love with Tom somewhere around the 50th time they heard a roomful of frat boys sing "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'." They certainly weren't having any of this latest flash of bleached teeth and overflowing emotion for a princess bride whose career had been up "Dawson's Creek" without a paddle for years. So little prince Tom gave the world the cold shoulder. (Salon)
Clinton Says Shes In It for the Long Haul Mar 29, 2008
Then if she runs out of money for that well the Clinton s are up a familiar creek without a paddle. So right now she is running the save my bank account campaign. (New York Times)
Director is Utica native Mar 22, 2008
"I'm not afraid to cut myself out if it's not good for the film. I did cut myself out of 'Without a Paddle.' ". That 2004 release, which fared poorly with critics and at the box office, can be described in a nutshell as "a teen 'Deliverance.' ". (Syracuse.com)
Review: Drillbit Taylor Mar 22, 2008
Director Steven Brill ("Without a Paddle") is partially to blame for these inconsistencies, and the writing from Kristofor Brown and "Superbad" and "Knocked Up" star Seth Rogan also falls short. But "Drillbit Taylor" feels like a bad fit from the start. (Tulsa World)
'Drillbit Taylor': Mild Thing, By Kurt Loder Mar 22, 2008
Plausibility is an optional ingredient in this sort of movie; the writers here have not opted for it, and director Steven Brill ("Without a Paddle") is content to play it their way. So we're asked to buy the proposition that the homeless Drillbit (the name's a small joke I'll not spoil) soaps up in the nude every morning at an unenclosed public shower on a sunny L.A. beach. (VHI.com -- Music News)
MORE TV Debates Planned... Mar 15, 2008
Political Radar: Obama vs. Clinton: They Meet Again. Obama vs. Clinton: They Meet Again. (The Drudge Report)
Top History Day projects earn trip to State Finals Mar 15, 2008
State Team Riva Martin, Up the River Without a Paddle, Cathy Caddell teacher, Jackson Street Elementary. Junior group documentary. (Mount Shasta News, CA)
Post a comment Feb 26, 2008
creek without a paddle. The economic markets would crah, war in Iran is started. (International Herald Tribune)
Film reviews: Rambo, U2 3D and more Feb 22, 2008
Efficient Aussie thriller in which a fetching twentysomething couple and a younger sister are left up a creek, and then a tree, without a paddle; their boat is capsized and a hungry crocodile is stalking the swamp. Writer-directors David Nerlich and Andrew Traucki calibrate the tension with creditable skill. (Telegraph.co.uk)
Amazing Race winner is ... Jan 22, 2008
Third place team Don and Nick forgot their pack and headed up to Ships Creek (without a paddle, so to speak). Thankfully they remembered to go back and grab the pack sooner than later. (Winnipeg Sun)
Seven days of high political drama Jan 10, 2008
But at this point Romney finds himself up an oddly named creek without a paddle. The $17 million he's invested (much of it for TV ads blasting illegal aliens) might have been spent more profitably in hiring U.S. citizens to tend those lawns back in Boston. (San Diego Union-Tribune -- Opinion)
Republicans on track to uphold veto on children's health Oct 17, 2007
wrote on Oct 16, 2007 7:06 PM:" surprised that the Republicans are going to trash the health care for children? If you are NOT a wealthy Republican, you are up that old familiar creek without a paddle. It's that plain and simple. Republicans want only wealthy people in this country and if it means a genocide against our children, do they care? OF COURSE THEY DON'T!! ". Smoking wrote on Oct 16, 2007 7:03 PM:" This is a great idea taxing cigarettes for healthcare. Most smokers will be paying for... (The Pantagraph newspaper)
Television movies for the week of Sept. 9 Sep 9, 2007
TV Movies: Sept. 9-15. G = General audiences PG = Parental Guidance PG-13 = Not recommended for preteens R = Restricted audience. (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, PA)
China's Hero leads US box office Aug 20, 2007
US BOX OFFICE 1 Hero 2 Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid 3 Without A Paddle 4 Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 5 Exorcist: The Beginning Source: Exhibitor Relations. Paul Dergarabedian of Exhibitor Relations said the film was able to take advantage of the period after the summer blockbusters, when the box office is traditionally weak. (BBC News -- Entertainment)
Saving Grace on TNT Cable TV Jul 24, 2007
Bobby Stillwater played by Gregory Norman Cruz: Film credits include Scarface, Cobra and Without a Paddle. Butch Ada played by Bailey Chase. (Suite101.com)
Lee to make second Katrina film Jun 6, 2007
"Most of them are still up the creek without a paddle, abandoned by their local, state and federal governments. "We can't forget about them. " SEE ALSO 11 Sep 06 | Entertainment 17 Aug 06 | Entertainment 27 Mar 06 | Entertainment RELATED INTERNET LINKS The BBC is not responsible for the content of external internet sites MOST E-MAILED Fidgeters 'likely to be thinner' Your alternative Olympic logos Fidel Castro: A life in pictures Mid-East marks start of 1967 War Buddhist base continues to grow... (BBC News -- Entertainment)
Spike Lee plans to take cameras to N.O. to follow up Jun 5, 2007
"Most of them are still up the creek without a paddle, abandoned by their local, state and federal governments," he said. "We can't forget about them.". (WWLTV.com, LA)
I suppose any woman who has risen as far as Condi has is to be admired, but when you say you admire all she has done without citing some examples, I don't know. She really doesn't seem to have actually done anything. Maybe you could enlighten me? More... Jun 3, 2007
Randy: "The only charter that Feller knows anything about is a half day or full day fishing boat out to sea without a paddle! This man is clearly out to lunch without his sandwich shop!". Previous Story. (North County Times)
Don't buy into this ploy simply because Vista and Carlsbad are looking into Charter City status. We don't need to study this issue, it is simply an attempt to undermine union pay scales. No need to look further, nuff said. More... Jun 2, 2007
" Randy wrote on Jun 1, 2007 9:39 AM:" The only charter that Feller knows anything about is a 1/2 day or full day fishing boat out to sea without a paddle. This man is clearly out to lunch without his sandwich shop. (North County Times)
If ABC's 'Cavemen' doesn't catch fire, there's always Oprah May 16, 2007
Personally-Men in Trees should be Men Up Trees without a paddle; October Road-SUCKS. It is like LOST-they are time travelling and the acting is second rate. Change the name to THIS SHOW SUCKS. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution -- Living)
HIGH SCHOOL ATHELE OF THE WEEK May 16, 2007
Calaveras Enterprise. Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:47 AM CDT. (San Andreas Calaveras Enterprise, CA)
- Diary: Jon Henley Apr 11, 2007
"Days like this," despairs Richard Littlejohn in the Mail, bending his mighty mind to the farce beneath the resonant headline Up the Shatt al-Arab without a paddle, "it's difficult to know where to start." How very true. Hats off, next, to the New South Wales health authority, whose inspiring campaign to convince Aussie teens not to smoke cannabis carries, according to the Age, the laudably succinct slogan: "Pot. It mightn't kill you, but it could turn you into a dickhead.". (Guardian Unlimited)
Analysts: YouTube lawsuit may boost rivals Mar 20, 2007
"In the long run, the media companies are going up the river without a paddle," Goodman said. "They're fighting a battle they can't win.". (CNN -- Tech)
Blog commentary Feb 14, 2007
"RE: UHG. I read the same article in another local paper. I think our good ole boy politicians have figured it out that they have left themselves up the proverbial creek without a paddle and if they want another shot at being elected again they had better do something. But like the old saying goes what good does it do to close the gate or the barn door after the horses have done got out.". Hunter said. (West Frankfort Daily American, IL)
Freedom of speech in the funny pages Jan 20, 2007
Still, left with only propriety as a standard for publication, student editors may understandably feel up a creek without a paddle; many of those hurt by the publications articles would view such a standard with skepticism. How can you parody the African-American Studies department without everyone thinking youre a racist. (Yale Herald, CT)
Europe's up the immigration river without a paddle Dec 22, 2006
Enter the city, then press Submit. Visit the to get the latest temperatures. (Globe and Mail -- International)
Can perfect pitch be taught or is it innate? Nov 4, 2006
If this were to happen it would certainly bring a new dimension and most certainly a literal interpretation to the expression, "Up Shit Creek without a paddle". Ian Gibbs, Port Macquarie. (Sydney Morning Herald -- Entertainment)
'Flushed' overflows with wit Nov 3, 2006
Down a pipe without a paddle: The Toad (Ian McKellen) searches with Spike (Andy Serkis), Whitey (Bill Nighy) and Le Frog (Jean Reno) for the hiding Roddy (Hugh Jackman) and Rita (Kate Winslet) in Flushed Away. About USA TODAY.com. (USA Today)
Shift kids' Halloween attention away from the candy Oct 24, 2006
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Microsoft's shrinking license Oct 20, 2006
If my computer needs formatted more than once, then I'm up a creek without a paddle. As for hurting the sales figures, no chance--it's Microsoft, after all. (CNET News.com)
Exclusive Interview: Dax Shepard Oct 9, 2006
We talk to two of the stars of Without a Paddle. Details for Employee of the Month. (IGN FilmForce)
Iron Man unveiled Oct 5, 2006
Green, who supplies the voice of Chris Griffin on Foxs Family Guy, most recently appeared in 2004s Without a Paddle. His acting credits include The Italian Job and the three Austin Powers movies. (The Star Online, Malaysia)
Donati sees season cut short by injury Sep 13, 2006
If I didn t get hurt with my knee, my back would have gone out and I would have totally been up the creek without a paddle. Everything happens for a reason. (Scranton Times, PA)
Nature calls Sep 3, 2006
Justyn Johnson didn't want to get caught going up a creek without a paddle. It would have been a really long trip. (Echo Press)
Viacom Reports Second Quarter 2006 Results Aug 10, 2006
"RevenuesRevenues for the second quarter increased $545.2 million or 24% to $2.85 billion. The acquisition of DreamWorks L.L.C. and the commencement of distribution activities for DreamWorks Animation and DreamWorks live-action library films (collectively "DreamWorks") contributed $345.1 million or 63% of the reported growth versus last year. Cable Networks segment revenues increased 8% to $1.75 billion, with domestic advertising revenues up 10% to $969.1 million, and affiliate fees up 11% to... (Yahoo! Wire -- Entertainment News)
Committed to art Jul 12, 2006
If you don't get the lighting right, you're up the creek without a paddle, Davis said. Another thing that hasn't changed is the job of a photographer. (Ontario Argus Observer, OR)
Lodi-area grape growers skeptical about global warming Jul 12, 2006
Joe Silva, Sr. wrote on July 11, 2006 9:33 AM:"So I guess you are saying that according to the democrats we are up the creek without a paddle regardless?". T an> wrote on July 11, 2006 9:16 AM:"By the end of the century we won't be alive with China and their "mushroom cloud" if the bushgods don't quit trying to bully the world.". (Lodi News Sentinel, CA)
Owen Wilson "Soldier of Fortune" In Drillbit Jun 22, 2006
The director of the movie will be Steven Brill, the one resposable for "Without a Paddle". The movie is based on a 70-page story idea by John Hughes. (Playfuls.com)
Owen Wilson Nails Drillbit Jun 21, 2006
Steven Brill (Without a Paddle) is being lined up to direct. Drillbit Taylor is based on a 70-page scriptment that 1980s filmmaking icon John Hughes wrote a few years back. (IGN FilmForce)
Par twists into 'Drillbit' with Wilson Jun 21, 2006
The studio was eager to work again with Brill, who helmed Paramount's low-budget boxoffice hit "Without a Paddle.". Paramount's Alli Shearmur and Pam Abdy are shepherding "Drillbit" for the studio. (Hollywood Reporter)
Owen turns mercenary Jun 21, 2006
Steven Brill of 'Mr Deeds' and 'Without A Paddle' fame, is in negotiations to direct, with filming scheduled to begin in Los Angeles in September. It's expected 'Drillbit Taylor' will be released in the northern hemisphere summer. (iAfrica.com)
Students Cram In a Little Fun May 25, 2006
Students swam and gobbled pizza as "Without a Paddle" played on a 12-foot screen. Monday's PB&J sandwich giveaway was also new, said Sara Danner, marketing manager for the student union. (Los Angeles Times)
Midshipman up the creek without a paddle & punch Jan 30, 2006
Midshipman up the creek without a paddle. ANNAPOLIS With James Franco, Tyrese Gibson, Jordana Brewster. (New York Daily News)