ODDBALL ITEMS: Joba impersonator & more of the bizarre Sep 11, 2008
In the early days, beloved announcer Bob Murphy graciously referred to it as "big beautiful Shea", but it was steadily transmogrified into what the New York Post's Hondo calls "Flushing's Big Blue And Orange Noisy Stank Raw-Sewage-Infested Butt-Ugly Eyesore/Dump." Really makes you want to take the faucets and toilet tissue dispensers home, doesn't it. FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. (SportsIllustrated.CNN)
Taking a collection for food pantry Aug 30, 2008
Household products including facial tissue, toilet tissue, laundry detergent, dish detergent and paper towels. "At the parade we will have numerous volunteers collecting food and we will also be accepting monetary donations from people if that is easier. Items given to our pantry help only the people of our own communities; nothing goes out of this area," she said. (Pontiac Daily Leader, IL)
TaxWatch shows how to save millions for city's taxpayers Aug 24, 2008
The problem is that they do not leverage the purchasing power of the city on everything from health care service providers and computers to simple items like toilet tissue. The mayor and City Council are seeking to address this vital issue. (Florida Times-Union)
Preparing your children for back to school Aug 23, 2008
You can make a Henry puppet out of a toilet tissue roll. Just add two ears, a tail, and draw on the face. (Cedar Park Hill Country News Weekender, TX)
10 Worst New School Supplies for Pu... Aug 10, 2008
"Every year I look foward to the smell of Crayolas" says Shirley Stevens from Colorado Springs School District 11( during a phone interview on August 8th 2008), but nationwide "school budgets have been cut....some schools run out of toilet tissue and soap." Back to school time brings a need for many families to purchase school suplies, however many parents have been questioning the additions made to school supply lists across the country in the last few years. Here are the ten items most... (Suite101.com)
For your information Aug 9, 2008
In addition, shampoo, soap, toothpaste, toothbrushes, deodorant, trash bags, toilet tissue, paper towels and diapers, particularly large sizes 4 and 5 are very much appreciated. For information, call 978-463-8801. (Georgetown Record, MA)
Shoppers buying more store brands Aug 1, 2008
Six-pack toilet tissue: Kleenex Cottonelle $4. 38; store brand $3. (The Trentonian, NJ)
Editor's Mailbag (July 28) Jul 29, 2008
Combine all of them with its texture, which is more like toilet tissue, and you have your hands full. It s easy to say if I m unhappy with the product, don t buy it. (Albany Democrat-Herald, OR)
Eek a mouse and other points of order Jul 26, 2008
When he asked one group what they were doing there, he was informed that they were participants in a Mr. Treasure Hunt game, which he describes as "some kind of tourist excursion." The first clue: "Once you are no longer on this earth, your body will go in one direction and your soul another. Find a street whose name contains a 5-letter word indicating a subterranean resting place. Once there, find the apartment building where one of the residents' names is where your soul will go (if all goes... (San Francisco Chronicle)
RHETA GRIMSLEY JOHNSON:Bastille Day and the memories of Paris Jul 21, 2008
FISHTRAP HOLLOW - I was digging deep in the brown recluse reaches of my closet for pink toilet tissue, trying, once again, to make this dark Mississippi hollow seem like France for Bastille Day. It takes more than pink potty paper and a suspension of disbelief. (Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal)
COMMENTARY: Rats, T.P.'d once again Jul 20, 2008
The age-old tradition -- or art -- of "T.P. ing," or "toilet papering," has most likely been embedded in the psyche of American youth since the invention of toilet tissue. It's a ritual that has the power to create a late-night activity or destroy a morning of sleeping in. (Fresno Bee -- Lifestyle)
Official inflation rate soars to 2.2 million percent in troubled Zimbabwe Jul 17, 2008
Self-sufficient in cooking oil, soap, toilet tissue and other products as recently as 2006, Zimbabwe now imports such goods mostly from Egypt, Iran, Malaysia, China and neighboring South Africa. Independent civic groups, meanwhile, report cheap goods already distributed earlier this month to designated shops in provincial towns being sold only to buyers carrying ruling party membership cards. (International Herald Tribune -- Travel)
Fairfield women give 'from the heart' Jul 13, 2008
The items collected and sent to the U.S. troops stationed overseas include beef jerky, Slim Jims, tuna with crackers, multi-vitamins, insect repellent (non-aerosol), clear packing tape, mouth wash (travel size), toothbrushes, granola bars, shaving cream, razors and refills, shampoo (travel size), lotion, chap stick, toilet tissue, snacks, phone cards, writing paper, energy bars, cookies (in cans or boxes), crackers (in cans or boxes), hand sanitizer wipes, Gold Bond foot powder, Q-tips, pens,... (Fairfield Minuteman, CT)
Media Watch- The idiot box Jul 13, 2008
You don t need FOUR sheets of toilet tissue when you go in the woods. Not if it s Charmin brand tissue. (Billerica Minuteman, MA)
Fourth of July: Jul 3, 2008
Make crafts with toilet tissue. Guadalupe Branch Library, 9241 S. Avenida del Yaqui, Guadalupe. (AZCentral -- Entertainment)
High-quality stain, used consistently, best for decks Jul 1, 2008
A: Here is a system that always works for me: Soak strips of toilet tissue in chlorine bleach and wad them up to form narrow pads. Place the pads on the mildewed areas and leave in place overnight. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution -- Home & Garden)
Wage Against the Machine Jun 27, 2008
Then again, it's also the case that Costco sells more expensive stuffhigh-end French wine, triple-cream brie, and Cartier watches, all of which presumably have high marginsalong with the cheap toilet tissue. Take a look at the two retailers' summer offerings: While Wal-Mart sells , at Costco we find a. (Slate)
Marlin 4-H leader hits Broadway with ultrasoft creation Jun 26, 2008
On Wednesday, June 11, following the publication of the 'wedding dress story' in The Marlin Democrat, Terri Glover the creator of a wedding dress that was made completely of toilet tissue, was notified that she was one of the top three finalists in a contest she had entered ... "This was a whole lot different than working with fabric and you could only use toilet tissue, glue and tape to create your entry. I had some ideas in mind for the design but not having a pattern to go by, took several... (Marlin Democrat, TX)
FROM CLAFLIN TO CHINA: Students share their experiences on the other side of the world Jun 22, 2008
Toilet tissue couldn't be flushed. Instead, Bailey said it was put in a trash can outside the bathroom. (Orangeburg Times and Democrat, SC)
Bears to grin at Jun 2, 2008
A good example is Dalpoggetto's "Poo" bear, who holds his nose with one paw while holding a roll of toilet tissue with the other. Perfect for the bathroom, Dalpoggetto says. (Fresno Bee)
Georgia Pacific takes steps to keep going May 31, 2008
Georgia Pacific makes paper towels and toilet tissue and relies on water, steam and compressed air supplied by the pulp mill, said Steve Church, senior director of business communications for GP in Atlanta. Steam and water are needed to make the tissue and the paper towels, while the compressed air drives the machinery, he said. (Albany Democrat-Herald, OR)
Letters from readers May 30, 2008
The ones who want to impose their radical environmental beliefs on us, like telling us we should only use one square of toilet tissue per bathroom visit, are the ones with the 24,000-square-foot houses, fine suits and expensive haircuts. They are the ones who point their fingers at the oil businesses and ask: Why are you doing this to us. (Florida Times-Union)
Sex and bling: Klimt opens in Liverpool May 29, 2008
As well as Klimt's paintings and drawings, Tate Liverpool has borrowed chairs, tables, cutlery and - appropriately, as the Secessionists believed in art touching every part of everybody - a rather handsome silver toilet tissue holder. Then there's the sex. (Guardian Unlimited -- Arts)
Are your cereal portions shrinking? May 29, 2008
Scott 1000 toilet tissue: Sheet size increased in thickness but reduced from 4 inches to 3. 7 inches, making the roll shorter. (AZCentral -- Business)
ELLEN SUSSMAN | SPECIAL TO THE GREEN VALLEY NEWSGreen Valley Community Food Bank volunteer Pat Young helps bring in and sort food at the warehouse. May 18, 2008
Warehouse supervisor Mike Averre unloaded five bins collected from the Town of Sahuarita post office; each was filled to the brim with boxes of cereal and pasta, cans of beans, vegetables, fruit, tuna and meat along with everyday items like soap, detergent and toilet tissue. Food Bank volunteer Pat Young said when full, each bin weighs an average of 800 pounds. (Green Valley News & Sun, AZ)
Food stamp recipients struggle through the month May 18, 2008
I'd like to see them cut out candy and sodas and ADD toilet tissue, toothpaste, and soap products to the list of things the Link card would cover. " BigBrother wrote on May 17, 2008 11:33 PM:" As the article reports the food stamp program was intended to supplement the family food budget. (The Pantagraph newspaper)
Will Congress Outlaw Local Laws? 00004000 May 18, 2008
They apparently have mistaken our Constitution for a dinner napkin or role of toilet tissue the way they treat it. I say we start demanding amnesty for everyone who drives. (Human Events Online)
Small crew staying at Pope & Talbot to supply service to nearby Georgia Pacific May 13, 2008
The Georgia Pacific mill, which employs over 500, operates paper machines, converting equipment and a recycled fiber plant to make paper towels and toilet tissue. DH Reader Comments. (Albany Democrat-Herald, OR)
Stepping into character May 9, 2008
Happi Paper is an anthropomorphic roll of toilet tissue. He's got eyes, legs and long tissue arms, and he spends his days lounging around in a big gray kimono with his friends. (Houston Business Journal, TX)
More of this story Apr 22, 2008
Black River Sturgeon Guarding volunteers are advised to have the following recommended items on-hand during their shifts: a map and compass, an ink pen, binoculars/camera/camcorder, polarized sunglasses, a flashlight, warm clothing layered so it can be removed or added throughout a shift as temperatures change, lawn chairs/umbrella, insect repellent/sun screen, cooler/water/food and toilet tissue. A Port-a-John will be on-site, and Sturgeon For Tomorrow will provide a patrol hat for... (Cheboygan Daily Tribune, MI)
Schultz's column Apr 4, 2008
im not sure who is more delicate at this point, Hampton or toilet tissue. give me a break. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution -- Sports)
Top 10 April Fools' work pranks Apr 2, 2008
Placed a sign on the restroom door that read, "The company ran out of toilet tissue; please use your own resources.". 8. (CNN -- Law)
SCCF grants impact youth, families; Animals not forgotten Mar 28, 2008
Envision a local church's "Sundries Pantry" forced to cut back on supplies like toilet tissue, detergent, vitamins and other non-food items that many Pratt County families need, but cannot afford. Envision Pratt County without a Humane Society to help safeguard Pratt children from dog bites by helping reduce the population of dogs running in packs and which promotes empathy, compassion and respect for life through housing lost and abandoned animals, nurturing them as pets for adoption to area... (Pratt Tribune, KS)
Harare diaryLooking forward to elections and a rare taste of cheese Mar 19, 2008
Things like sugar, salt, toilet tissue, pasta, rice. Then because you're so overloaded with stuff you can't fly back so we get a night bus back to Harare. (BBC News)
Are you a coupon clipper? Mar 18, 2008
Sometimes, I usually wait on a coupon to purchase certain products such as Scott toilet tissue with $1 ... Other toilet tissue does not compare. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)
What about the rights of smokers? Mar 6, 2008
Flash wrote on Mar 5, 2008 9:18 AM:" Sounds like smoker or nonsmoker, there's alot of whinning going on period. I don't smoke, and I know if you take something I've enjoyed for a long time away from me, I'd be upset too. So to take smoking in certain places away from the smoker, well, I can understand their issue with it. If you smoke, just be curtious to nonsmokers and don't let it blow in our face. You wouldn't want me to leave my toilet tissue on your plate, now would you. When you got to go,... (Sioux City Journal, IO)
Are you paying too much sales tax? Feb 24, 2008
On three of those items -- saline solution, adhesive bandages and toilet tissue -- we were incorrectly charged the 7 percent sales tax ... It correctly charged no tax on five products we purchased that had been inappropriately taxed by other stores: toilet tissue, wet wipes, saline, cotton balls and adhesive bandages ... Consider, for example, that toilet tissue is exempt from sales tax, but facial tissue is taxable. (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, PA)
Sharia bylaws -- Feb. 16 p. 2 Feb 19, 2008
More on toilet tissue -- Feb. 11 p. 7. I'm sorry to say that Yash (The Jakarta Post, Feb. 11) must have a very constipated sense of humor if he cannot read Julia Suryakusuma's exquisitely humorous article with a smile on his face. (Jakarta Post, Indonesia -- Editorial)
Soeharto's children Feb 17, 2008
More on toilet tissue Feb. 11 p. 7. C'mon Yash, plop down in a comfortable chair, splash something into a glass, wipe the slate clean and don't get so flushed. (Jakarta Post, Indonesia -- Editorial)
ACCC gets tough on enviro-friendly labels Feb 16, 2008
The guidelines are a clear crackdown on the multi-million dollar industry of environmentally friendly products, from toilet tissue to food packaging, washing machines and even cars ... Wondersoft toilet tissue packaging contains a green symbol with the words "renew, reuse, reduce, rethink". (Sydney Morning Herald -- Australia)
Blunt Addresses Annual CPAC Meeting Feb 9, 2008
And I was reminded that Wal-Mart, Target, any major retailer in the country - at any of their stores at this minute, they know if a roll of paper towels just left - or if a roll of toilet tissue just left. They know which door it went out. (PR Newswire)
JIM DODSON: True Crime Scoop: English Ivy Caper Feb 3, 2008
"And she did. After having her tea with the queen, she went off by herself to look at the Buckingham Palace garden. And when the guard wasn't looking, she pulled up several pieces of her ivy by the roots, wrapped them in wet toilet tissue from the palace ladies' room, then stashed them in her big pocketbook. She brought the ivy home and rooted it. ". Caught Up in Crime. (The Pilot Newspaper)
Big Numbers On A Beers Budget Feb 2, 2008
The second one was Scott toilet tissue and then Preparation H, he recounted. My f---king entire life and career was circling the toilet drain. (Multichannel News)
The humor potential: Leave no behind behind Jan 18, 2008
The makers of toilet tissue appear to be on a quest to sell more by make it more user-friendly. The companies feel that Americans are ready for products that have more variety. (Kingston Mariner, MA)
Salvation Army To Open Warming Station On Friday Jan 18, 2008
The Salvation Army is also accepting donations of mittens, coats, hats, gloves, shampoo, bar soap, Kleenex, toilet tissue and packaged snack food. Those items can be delivered to the Army's Lied Renaissance Center at 3612 Cuming St. or dropped off at the North Corps. (7 KETV Omaha)
The Sports Bucket List: Our picks Jan 18, 2008
"We'd start three hours before the game." I tried to explain, "These people start THREE DAYS before the game. 7. Listen to Larry Munson's radio call of Georgia receiver Lindsey Scott's game-winning touchdown catch against Florida in 1980 about 1,000 more times. It's the single greatest college football game call I've ever heard. I have a T-shirt with the call written on the back. 6. Tailgate with LSU fans. A Cajun named Marvin Dugas, who led a group of LSU fans once called the "Krewe of Ragoo,"... (Notre Dame Sports -- Rivals.com)
Commissioners Jan 13, 2008
Bids for power towels and toilet tissue. Employment postings for the Equipment Services Department. (Odessa American, TX)
Clinton's upset notblack and white Jan 12, 2008
5% in the period - Americans are, thankfully for those guys working in state tourist bureaus trying to attract European tourists with the lure of the weak US$, still apparently buying lots of deodorant and toilet tissue. But once you get past the, ahem, necessities to more discretionary purchases, the picture darkens considerably. (Asia Times Online)
Toilet paper rivals unroll cheeky ads in search of flush profits Jan 9, 2008
Consumers will be invited onboard to sample the toilet tissue, as well as to learn stretches that ease aches and pains in the behind ... One marketing edge the TP makers have is that in most homes, their products are a necessity: 93% of households bought toilet tissue during 52 weeks ended June 30, 2007, according to Homescan Consumer Facts. (USA Today -- Money)
Complaints few in first days of statewide smoking ban Jan 5, 2008
The state wrote on Jan 4, 2008 8:22 PM:" will continue to take away rights of people and most people don't have the money to pay the fines that would be incurred if they do smoke. I'm waiting for the day when we are told how to use toilet tissue, how much we can use and how many times we are allowed to flush. We're already told we have to tie ouselves into our cars, that we have to give a chunk of our paychecks to government, that we can't pray in schools or in public, etc. I've given up on life... (The Pantagraph newspaper)
It's a fundamental truth: fame, like toilet paper, is fleeting Dec 29, 2007
If you were really famous, would you want people pointing you out in the supermarket aisles as you debate whether you are going to be environmentally sound and buy recycled and unbleached toilet paper, or just let yourself go and indulge in a minor pleasure of purchasing soft as velvet two-ply white-as-snow toilet tissue. Hmmmm. (Sydney Morning Herald -- Opinion)
Media Watch: The names and faces of 2007 Dec 29, 2007
(toilet tissue) while doing it himself. He s been called one of the most recognizable faces in the history of American advertising, playing Whipple in the commercials for 21 years so long, in fact, that no one else would ever hire him for any other role. (Westford Eagle, MA)
Bride in toilet paper dress plans to tie the knot in New York's Times Square restroom Dec 20, 2007
She'll be wearing a gown fashioned from glue, tape and Charmin Ultra Soft and Ultra Strong toilet tissue. The intricately detailed dress was designed by Hanah Kim, winner of the 2007 Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest, sponsored by. (Rensselaer Republican, IN)
Infotainment Dec 20, 2007
Shell be wearing a gown fashioned from glue, tape and Charmin Ultra Soft and Ultra Strong toilet tissue. The. (Daily Times, Pakistan)
Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Dec 20, 2007
Cannon'sgown is made entirely from Charmin toilet tissue. The Lexington,Kentucky, couple is getting all their expenses paid as part of aCharmin promotion. (FOX23 News, NY)
Sacred music in advertising wrong Dec 15, 2007
Noting that the Hallelujah Chorus was not written to glorify toilet tissue made me respect Proctor and Gamble. Other companies would be wise to follow its example. (The Clarion-Ledger)
Library seeks donations for 'Giving Tree' for House of Hope wish list Dec 12, 2007
They're also looking for paper goods (tissues, paper towels, toilet tissue, etc. cordless telephones, night lights, rubber bath mats, batteries (C, D), copy paper (8 1/2 by 11, white), new combs/hairbrushes, used cell phones, coffee or tea. (Pekin Times, IL)
The Nielsen Company Issues Top Ten U.S. Lists for 2007 Dec 12, 2007
Consumer Purchasing Trends Top 10 Consumer Packaged Goods (CPG) Purchased by U.S. Homes Percent of homes who purchased each category Rank Category within past year 1 Fresh Bread 97% 2 Refrigerated Milk 95% 3 Toilet Tissue 93% 4 Fresh Eggs 93% 5 Cookies 93% 6 Ready-to-Eat Cereal 92% 7 Canned Soup 91% 8 Chocolate Candy 91% 9 Potato Chips 88% 10 Batteries 86% Source: Homescan Consumer Facts, a service of The Nielsen Company Note: The percentage of U.S. households who purchased at least once during... (Yahoo! Wire -- Entertainment News)
"Ghana Navy Hails JJ" For What? Dec 8, 2007
Did not any lecturer or professor of integrity teach any of these Weekly Standard journalists about the quite pedestrian fact that articles produced wholly out of anonymous sources and hearsay are not even worth using as toilet tissue, let alone being used to collect livestock waste or manure. On the latter score also, let the so-called journalists of the Weekly Standard write back to tell yours truly that their sophomoric kind ranks with the very best the world over. (Ghana Web, Ghana)
Woman angered by toilet paper tax wins lawsuit against Kmart Dec 2, 2007
Although most paper goods are taxed in Pennsylvania, toilet tissue is listed as a nontaxable necessity by the state Department of Revenue. Kmart offered to settle the case out of court before a Thursday hearing in Western Pennsylvania, but Bach refused because it would have required her to sign a confidentiality agreement. (San Diego Union-Tribune -- Business)
Kmart shopper wins toilet paper tax case Nov 30, 2007
Murrysville resident Mary Bach has won her small claims suit against Kmart for improperly charging her state sales tax on toilet tissue ... 99, 12-pack of Angel Soft toilet tissue on two separate occasions at the Kmart store on Mall Boulevard in Monroeville ... Although most paper goods are taxable in Pennsylvania, toilet tissue is exempt. (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, PA)
Shoppers flocking to 'green' products Nov 27, 2007
" Putting the green in clean: Small, eco-focused companies. Niche companies that led the charge in natural cleaners - such as Seventh Generation and Method - are reaping the rewards. Sales at Seventh Generation, which makes other green home products, such as toilet tissue from 100 percent recycled paper and chlorine-free diapers, have grown 25 percent to 40 percent annually over the past few years, says spokeswoman Chrystie Heimert. By the end of 2008, the company expects to top $100 million in... (AZCentral -- Business)
Businesses, products put green in clean; Ice T's got a message Nov 26, 2007
Sales at Seventh Generation, which makes other green home products, such as toilet tissue from 100% recycled paper and chlorine-free diapers, have grown 25% to 40% annually over the past few years, spokeswoman Chrystie Heimert says. By the end of 2008, the company expects to top $100 million in sales. (USA Today -- Money)
Local food banks always need help Nov 24, 2007
Nonperishable food items are appreciated, as are donations of household items such as toilet tissue and dishwashing liquid. The church does not accept donations of meat, potatoes, bread, milk or fresh vegetables, as they may spoil before they are distributed. (Waynesboro Record Herald, PA)
Debate Rises On Who Wrote 'Don't Squeeze The Charmin?' Nov 23, 2007
He recalls asking his firm's art director to make a store display with a yardstick to measure the thickness of the toilet tissue and adding the line "Please don't squeeze.". Chervokas, now the town supervisor in Ossining, N.Y., heard about Schaut's claim and was so upset he called him Tuesday, introducing himself by announcing: "You're talking to the man who created 'Please don't squeeze the Charmin.". (KIRO TV, WA)
