Spam Turns Serious and Hormel Turns Out More Nov 15, 2008
And sales are still growing, if not booming, for Velveeta, a Kraft product that bears the same passing resemblance to cheese as Spam bears to ham. Spam holds a special place in America s culinary history, both as a source of humor and of cheap protein during hard times. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution -- Business)
PHOTO GALLERY: Veterans Day Road Race and story Nov 12, 2008
Joshua Grzegorzewski of Somerville stands at the starting line outside Stoneham Town Hall in his red, white and blue New Balance shoes. By Kristin Erekson/Correspondent. (Stoneham Sun, MA)
Celebration planned for Rathskeller's 75th Nov 7, 2008
The Screaming Ducks will go on at 7 p.m., Velveeta will go on at 9 p.m. and headlining at 11 p.m. will be Mr. Hand. The Screaming Ducks and Velveeta played a lot in the '80s and '90s, and Mr. Hand is a newer local band that now plays regularly on Saturdays, Gastiger said. (Daily Collegian, PA)
More of this story... Nov 7, 2008
The food parcel contained Spam, canned corn beef, powdered milk, , concentrated chocolate, coffee, vitamins, Velveeta cheese, margarine, K-Ration biscuits, sugar and jam. While the boxes didnt always arrive weekly, Hansen said because of these parcels most got along fine. (The Exeter Sun, CA)
What's Cooking: Fill those cold, empty tummies with a warm meal Nov 4, 2008
4- to 8-ounce package shredded Velveeta. Chow mein noodles. (Winona Daily News, MN)
Vegan ways means Nov 4, 2008
What kind of human being is capable of going through life without Velveeta. As it turns out, vegans are. (NJ.com -- Times)
WILD RICE SOUP (3) Nov 2, 2008
1 lb. Velveeta cheese. Cook bag of rice in water 20 minutes in microwave. (Minnesota Farm Guide, MN)
TACO SOUP (3) Nov 2, 2008
Add everything else, but Velveeta and corn chips. Let simmer. (Minnesota Farm Guide, MN)
What's Cooking: Stir up some satisfying soups, stews Nov 1, 2008
8 ounces shredded Velveeta cheese. Combine all vegetables, water, parsley flakes, bouillon cubes, salt and pepper in large saucepan. (Winona Daily News, MN)
Opinions are a virus Oct 19, 2008
And like viruses, these opinions have taken over all the neurons inside my head, driving out all my ideas and substantial feelings and thoughts, the way Velveeta drove cheese off grocers' shelves. The problem was, I needed an opinion of my own to pundit about. (Boston Globe)
Andy Warhol: Pop Politics Exhibit opens at Currier Museum of Art Sep 25, 2008
"It brings an energy and vibrancy to the museum that will be central to the exhibition and the After Party." That's right, a Velvet Underground cover band, Velveeta, will be playing while party goers enjoy Warhol-inspired drinks and food. The party happens on Friday, the night before the opening, so it will also give you a sneak peek before the show is open to the public. (Seacoast New Hampshire)
Supermarkets an endangered species in S.F. Sep 19, 2008
Rather than getting familiar name brand items, like Kellogg's cereal or Velveeta cheese, patrons find store-brand offerings. Want a generic package of shredded cheddar. (San Francisco Chronicle)
Lots Of Cheese Sep 15, 2008
The foot-in-mouth "Today" show personality is being parodied in Matt Prager's new musical, "She Can't Believe She Said That!" Producers say the show, opening on Sept. 26 at the TBG Theater and starring Heather Laws as Kathie Lee, is "the story of someone often accused of being fake . . . It's akin to 'Evita,' but a cheesy 'Evita,' a 'Velveeta,' if you will." Kathie Lee had no comment. . (New York Post -- Gossip)
Gridiron Grump: Don't let poor economy ruin your Friday nights Sep 5, 2008
Instead of watching the college football boys and the paid professionals on television while holding a bowl of melted Velveeta to dip my Doritos in, I will have to somehow make it through while holding a bowl of melted generic-brand imitation cheese product. Say a little prayer for me tonight, Grumpies, because it won t be easy. (Longview Daily News, WA)
What's Cooking: New menu for new school year Aug 19, 2008
4 ounces shredded Velveeta cheese. 1 (8-ounce) package egg noodles, cooked and drained. (Winona Daily News, MN)
Stocks slide as financials again pull back Jul 30, 2008
Kraft, the maker of Velveeta, Oreo cookies and Maxwell House coffee, said higher prices helped offset rising commodity costs and listed second-quarter earnings nearly 4 percent. The company rose $1. (AZCentral -- Business)
Kraft beats estimates, raises outlook Jul 29, 2008
The maker of Velveeta, Oreo cookies and Maxwell House coffee boosted its outlook for the year. Its shares rose nearly 5 percent Monday to $30. (Crain's Chicago Business)
Case of the Mondays: Dow Plunges 239 Jul 29, 2008
Kraft Foods (KFT), maker of Oreos and Velveeta, posted better-than-expected quarterly results Monday morning. The largest North American food maker's adjusted-profit rose to 58 cents per share as sales jumped 21. (Fox News)
Stocks plunge as financial sector falters, oil prices rise Jul 29, 2008
Kraft, the maker of Velveeta, Oreo cookies and Maxwell House coffee. The company rose $1. (USA Today -- Money)
Kraft Foods: Price increases help boost profit 4% Jul 28, 2008
The maker of Velveeta, Oreo cookies and Maxwell House coffee boosted its outlook for the year. The company, based in Northfield, Ill. (USA Today -- Money)
CHILI-OAT SPOONBURGERS (3) Jul 27, 2008
1/4 lb. cheese, cut in 1/4 cubes (I use Velveeta). 6 hamburger buns. (Sioux Falls Tri-State Neighbor, SD)
'Mamma Mia!': Cheesy, fun and breezy Jul 18, 2008
rise above the stage version's cheesiness and onto a new, more exalted plane of cheese (up from Velveeta to, say, a nice feta) is the scenery: The film was shot in the Greek isles, and in Haris Zambarloukos' sun-washed cinematography that famous Hellenic light nearly bleeds from the screen. This may be the first film with its own SPF rating. (San Diego Union-Tribune)
Variety of live music spices up Arts Festival Jul 13, 2008
What: Velveeta When: 10 p.m. Saturday Where: Shell Stage Details: Admission is free ... Named after a brand of cheese, Velveeta will bring '80s rock to the Old Main lawn ... Playing at an outdoor venue is a great opportunity for Velveeta because it gives the band a chance to play for an audience of all ages because the band usually performs in the bars downtown, Martin said. (Daily Collegian, PA)
Jury Room gets a favorable verdict Jun 25, 2008
We start with steak cigars ($8), lean strips of beef wrapped in crispy phyllo pastry, and served with smoked Gouda sauce, reminiscent of a fancy Velveeta dip. The crunch, the smoke, the creamy finish offer a smorgasbord of sensations. (Boston Globe)
New clue to Alzheimer's found Jun 24, 2008
Rebecca Patterson-Kmet Retired Pharmacist wrote on Jun 23, 2008 12:22 PM:" A bigger factor in Altsheimer's Disease is aluminum in the body that dries out the brain. How do people get aluminum in their bodies? Many ways: using aluminum cookware and flatware, taking aluminum antacids, using aluminum deodorants (yes, the rock that is not aluminum chlorohydrate at the Fashion Gallery is still ALUMINUM SULFATE or ALUM so don't be fooled by the no aluminum chlorohydrate sign there), molded cheeses... (Hanford Sentinal, CA)
Search the complete donor list. Jun 17, 2008
U.S. National Slavery Museum Donors. $1,000,000 and above. (Fredericksburg.com, VA)
Quick & Easy Mac and Cheese Jun 14, 2008
1 lb. Sliced Velveeta Cheese ... 2) Combine two cups milk with sliced Velveeta cheese in sauce-pan. (Suite101.com)
Wild asparagus lovers insist 'it's to die for' Jun 2, 2008
Deike uses butter, Velveeta cheese and white sauce with hard-boiled eggs. Wild asparagus, he said, also goes great with fish. (Mason City Globe-Gazette, IO)
What's Cooking: Can’t beat veggies from local farmers markets May 31, 2008
1/2 cup shredded Velveeta cheese. 1-1/2 cups milk. (Winona Daily News, MN)
'Twilight' Stars Answer More Of Fans' Burning Questions: Robert Pattinson's Nickname, Kristen Stewart's Klutziness And More May 28, 2008
Reed: My mom used to make mac and cheese with Velveeta, like, melted on it. And that was really good. (VHI.com -- Music News)
Spiritually Speaking: On the importance of good taste May 16, 2008
After a lunch of Velveeta cheese and Oscar Mayer bologna on Wonder Bread, cooked to perfection on my George Foreman grill, I was tempted to get into my 1976 Dodge Cordoba with its real Corinthian leather interior and 8-track tape player and then rush right over to the Mall (sorry Collection. and give that woman a piece of my mind. (Dover Sherborn Tab, MA)
Friendship still going strong May 2, 2008
4 or 5 split chicken breasts, cooked, boned and diced 1 onion, diced 1/2 pound Velveeta cheese, chopped 1 bag taco Doritos, crushed 1 can cream of mushroom soup 1 can cream of chicken soup 1 can Rotel tomatoes, diced Garlic salt and red pepper to taste. Mix 1/2 bag of Doritos with all of the above. (Buffalo Reflex, MO)
Clinic helps ladies stay fit Apr 23, 2008
4 to 6 medium potatoes 1 can of cream of mushroom soup Several slices of bacon, or equivalent of chopped ham or ground pork sausage 1 onion, chopped 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 bell pepper, chopped 1-2 tablespoons minced hot pepper, such as jalapeo (optional) Salt and black pepper to taste 1-2 cups Velveeta, chunked into dice size 2 tablespoons butter ... In a large bowl, mix potatoes, soup, meat and veggies with Velveeta ... 1 cup uncooked macaroni 1 can cream-style corn 1 can whole corn (don't... (Buffalo Reflex, MO)
Blond, buxom and brainy Parton Apr 21, 2008
In the early '80s, Dolly had "personal, female trouble and I lost control and got real sick. I ate everything in sight -- Velveeta cheese, funnel cakes and pizza and my all-time favorite food, potatoes, with butter and cream sauces. I was a pig! And I was miserable.". She eventually lost the weight through "portion control. It took 18 months, and I will never look like that again.". (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, PA)
More motivation for Tiger Apr 14, 2008
For me, Moores credibility was flushed down the toilet along with semi-digested Velveeta when he wrote a column about the Super Bowl that pitted the Eagles against the Patriots when he wrote that an Eagles victory at the helm of black quarterback Donovan McNabb would be a victory for every person who happens to be black in America. This latest not-so-colorblind fanaticism in the form of elevating Tiger Woods to the top of the leader board even though Woods has not won the Masters since 2005... (Atlanta Journal-Constitution -- Sports)
Paradise by the spotlights: Astoria's Steven Ryan gives Meat Loaf the cabaret treatment Apr 11, 2008
Ryan plays the part of "Pot Roast" and Campanaro takes on the part of "Karla Velveeta," his love interest ... That he saves for Velveeta ... The performance starts off with Pot Roast making his way through the crowd and onto the stage, where he joins Velveeta, his back-up singer. (Bayside Times, NY)
What's Cooking: Spring has sprung Apr 10, 2008
1/3 pound Velveeta cheese, sliced. 1-1/2 soup cans of milk. (Winona Daily News, MN)
Linda Witt recipes. Apr 10, 2008
Chicken Divan4 chicken breasts2 (10-ounce) packages broccoli spears1 can cream of chicken soupSalt and pepper to taste11 2 cups shredded Velveeta cheese1 2 cup chicken broth1 can French fried onion ringsBoil chicken until done, remove from broth and let cool before chopping into bite-sized pieces (reserve broth). Partially cook broccoli and arrange in a 9x13-inch dish. (Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal)
You are what you read Apr 5, 2008
A cookbook titled Sunday Suppers was entirely brand-based, featuring recipes from Lipton, Duncan Hines, Campbell's and Velveeta, among others. From the Joys of Jell-O cookbook (Jell-O, unsurprisingly, was owned by Kraft, and the first Jell-O cookbook surfaced in 1922 Jell-O: Canada's Most Famous Dessert) came Shrimp Salad Surprise (shrimp, orange-pineapple Jell-O, garlic salt, grated onion, mayonnaise, apples, celery, olives and one grapefruit, sectioned) pointing to a future that was processed... (Globe and Mail)
Velveeta cheese and salsa bowls a winning combo Apr 3, 2008
Plenty of snacks and cooling drinks are all that's needed for a good time, and, when you want something quick, there's nothing easier than topping a block of Velveeta with a jar of salsa and heating it up in the microwave. Nothing, that is except Kraft Velveeta Cheese Bowls ... The Velveeta cheese and salsa bowl was definitely a new experience for California transplant Michelle Sheraga, who said, "We've never had Velveeta; it's new to us.". (Florida Times-Union)
Dishing on the casserole Apr 2, 2008
Flip through the pages and it's a nostalgic trip, from Mexican casserole (formerly tortilla chips, ground beef, canned enchilada sauce, and Velveeta; now with all fresh ingredients) to stuffed shells with twice-ground veal, diced turkey and ham, and lots of Gruyere. The Louisiana recipe "fromage" (cheese), baked in a souffle dish, is ridiculously rich and easy. (Boston Globe)
Bloomin' Onion is 20 Apr 1, 2008
Or an oil drum filled with molten Velveeta. But do we really care. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)
The Inner Life of a .NET Developer Mar 28, 2008
NET programmers are often content to lounge at the tech equivalent of the Holiday Inn, snacking on delicious Velveeta cheese spread. Wait, you re not saying that. (Datamation)
What's Cooking: Celebrate Frozen Food Month with seafood Mar 27, 2008
I also used Velveeta cheese instead of cheddar, but both kinds blend very well. Crab Noodle Casserole. (Winona Daily News, MN)
'Speed Racer' Stars Insist Cartoon-Based Flick Is 'Like Nothing You've Seen Before' Mar 24, 2008
But at the end of the day, the greatest weapon not found in the Mach 5's steering wheel is the cartoon's beloved cheese factor and the stars insist that buried beneath all that eye-popping originality, they'll still be bringing the Velveeta. "There are definitely things in this movie that are an homage to that cheese factor," grinned Ricci, remembering the over-the-top elements of masked racers, rocket-launching automobiles and pit-mechanic monkeys. (VHI.com -- Music News)
Reader Exchange: Kitchen wizard concocts asiago cheese soup for us Mar 23, 2008
The Velveeta really does melt wonderfully and helps keep the other cheese from separating, but if you are not fond of Velveeta, fontina, Mexican conqueso or goat cheese all melt well ... 1/2 large block Velveeta cheese (cubed) ... Add cubed the Velveeta to the pot. (La Crosse Tribune, WI)
Crock-pot recipes come in Mar 6, 2008
Note: For a creamier version, M. A. melts 2 pounds of Velveeta in 1 cup of milk and add to bowl mixture. Ask Auntie Emo, coordinated and created by Emo Bylund, of Ketchikan, is a semimonthly feature in Neighbors that includes sought-out and shared recipes from Southeast Alaska. (Juneau Empire)
'American Idol' Recap: David Archuleta Gains Momentum, But Danny Noriega Almost As Bad As Sanjaya Mar 6, 2008
Luke Menard Song: Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go Verdict: Go-go? Yep-yep. Bye-bye.Isn't Simon calling Luke's performance "a bit girly" a moot point? At his most hetero-phonic, George Michael was about as masculine as Macy's windows at Christmas. No, the biggest sin here wasn't the milksop presentation, it was that it was about as thrilling as watching stale bread go moldy. And Menard was able to do the impossible he made one of the cheesiest number hits of the '80s into even blander... (VHI.com -- Music News)
Cooking With Junior Miss Contestants Feb 28, 2008
3 c. Velveeta cheese ... Several chunks Velveeta ... For a spicier taste, use Velveeta jalapeno cheese. (Forest Scott County Times, MS)
Jamie Short enjoys job at KSB Bank Feb 21, 2008
Velveeta shells and cheese. What makes a perfect summer day and how would you spend it if you could, anyway you wanted. (Keokuk Daily Gate City, IO)
Tinsel Town is enemy No. 1 Feb 18, 2008
If you want someone in your family named Lexus Granny Smith Velveeta, it had better be a dog. (I'll write you up a list of approved baby names, OK. (The Augusta Chronicle)
Lent luncheons at new Presbyterian Church Feb 6, 2008
1 pound Velveeta, grated 1 pint mayonnaise (not salad dressing) 1 medium onion Jalapeo peppers (2 to 3 medium sized). Put onion and peppers in blender, blend until completely smooth. (Buffalo Reflex, MO)
A spirited celebration of politics Feb 5, 2008
Just as broccoli went down better when Mom put Velveeta on it, politics is more palatable when you cheese it up a bit. For instance, my crew and I have been developing a 2008 Race to the White House drinking game, sure to be a big hit with adults in forward-thinking, spirited households and on college campuses near you. (Florida Times-Union)
EMILY LeCOZ: Useful tips for the mommies out there Feb 4, 2008
- Cook a nice-sized batch of macaroni on Sunday, divide it into little Tupperware containers and top each with a hunk of Velveeta and a spoonful of canned mixed vegetables. Refridgerate for quick and easy, microwaveable meals during the coming week. (Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal)
Frozen brownies like the ones you'd make, if you had time Feb 2, 2008
In other words, this is a firmer-textured Velveeta. Not that there's anything wrong with Velveeta, but I hardly think of it as premium. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution -- Living)
John Kessler Jan 30, 2008
It's not that far from "Velveeta lover.". On the other end of the enthusiasm scale is "eater," a word that another friend proposes. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)
READER EXCHANGE: Take the plunge and try new recipes Jan 27, 2008
10 ounces light Velveeta Cheese, cubed. Combine vegetables, broth and tomatoes in large kettle; simmer 45 minutes. (La Crosse Tribune, WI)
What's for dinner tonight? Jan 24, 2008
1/4 stick Velveeta pepper jack cheese (optional for a little spicier taste) ... For added spice, add 1/4 stick of Velveeta pepper jack cheese to the Campbell's nacho cheese and melt both together ... Note: If you don't have Velveeta pepper jack and want to spice things up, add a tablespoon of jalapenos (or to taste) to the melted cheese. (Scranton Times, PA)
READER EXCHANGE: If you can’t be at the game, why not toss together a few party dishes? Jan 20, 2008
12 ounces Velveeta cheese, cubed ... 16 ounces Velveeta, cubed. (La Crosse Tribune, WI)
He Finds His Voice In Fancy Footwork Jan 19, 2008
IF there were any more pro cessed cheese in Chris Brown's show, he'd have to start calling himself MC Velveeta. At Thursday's Madison Square Garden return engagement. (New York Post -- Entertainment)
Out of the Frying Pan: Something fishy Jan 19, 2008
When we moved to Minnesota, we were viewed askance because we did not include cheese in our tuna casserole: "Well, y'know, they're not like us." "Oh, ya!" I don't care for it myself, but you can always add a half cup to a cup of grated cheddar, substitute a can of cheddar cheese soup for one of the cream soups or, God help you, throw in some cut-up Velveeta. Under no circumstances can I countenance adding, as one recipe I found suggests, mayonnaise. (Hillsdale Independent, NY)
Foodie 4-1-1: Readers keep U-T Food cooking Jan 17, 2008
12 servings 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 pound skinless, boneless chicken breasts 1/2 cup diced onion 1 clove garlic, pressed 4 cups chicken broth 1 cup masa harina 3 cups water 1 cup enchilada sauce 1 (16-ounce) box Velveeta, diced 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon chili powder 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin ... Add remaining water, enchilada sauce, Velveeta, salt, chili powder and cumin to pot, and bring mixture to a boil. (San Diego Union-Tribune)
Cooking with kids: 'Danny's Kitchen' Jan 17, 2008
The Journal-Standard - Daily Features. Thursday, January 17, 2008. (Freeport Journal-Standard, IL)
Licking the Bowl: Comfort food 01-16-2008 Jan 17, 2008
4 pound (4 oz.) Velveeta cheese, cut up ... Stir in vegetables, soup and Velveeta ... Save 40 calories and 5g of fat per serving by preparing as directed with Kraft light Zesty Italian Reduced Fat Dressing, reduced sodium condensed cream of chicken soup and Velveeta Made with 2% Milk Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product. (Plainview Daily Herald, TX)
What Foods Can Trigger Migraines? Jan 16, 2008
Neither is Velveeta, cream cheese, cottage cheese, or ricotta. Particular enzymes created by the aging process are thought to be the trigger for migraines. (Suite101.com)
